"Fillet O' Shit" Portrait Poster

WANTED: THE FILLET O’ SHIT
Crime: Impersonating real food & public indecency on a sesame seed bun.

This aquatic abomination has been spotted loitering in cardboard boxes nationwide—masquerading as a “meal” while committing crimes against taste buds. Known aliases include “McFish,” “Depression Deluxe,” and “Tartar Terror.” May appear soggy, beige, and deeply ashamed.

Last seen: Limping out of a drive-thru at 2:47AM with a Diet Coke and no will to live.
Armed with: One half-melted slice of "cheese" and 100mg of disappointment.
Warning: Do not approach. May cause instant regret, soggy shame, or explosive bowel monologues.

Reward: A zinger burger and some self-respect.

• Printed on high quality 300PPI thick matte paper
• Sourced from sustainable forests, probably 
• No frame included. We don't have that kind of funding
• Ships worldwide, like amazon prime and disease
• Sizes? Scroll up, genius.